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Shite Comic - Part 2 Shite Comic - Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Entertaining

The plot is amazing. I like the way it all plays out, as an average guy in a workplace having thoughts about a sexy co-worker while his other co-worker bashes him with insults because he's a dick. Hopefully the story will continue even after he is dead. Like the main page of the first comic strip, make him come back from the dead to go after that girl or other girls or something. Though it would be considered a necrophiliac comic having a dead zombie rape this girl. You could always make her fall in-love with him because... she's like that? lol. Hell I don't know, I just think it would be interesting if he came back and hunted girls in the middle of the night when the moon is up? Like a horror film. Put him in different situations, and make it so he can't die until some sort of jocky Gaston-like character (beauty and the beast) comes in to hunt him down with an old fashioned shot gun and a brown coat with a brown indiana jones like hat that tries to win over the girl by attempting to "rescue" her when really he just wants to screw her just as bad, but has a moral side in which he can't allow himself to do something like that... or can he? IDK man just keep coming up with more, this comic is too good to let it end here. I'll even throw in some ideas to keep this thing going.


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The Faster the Treadmill The Faster the Treadmill

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Interesting

Good song with good effort. Pretty generic, not the best of all time. Still something to listen to, and put on my mp3 or something. Art work is cute and original as well as the song. Could use more work on the sound, allot of hiss here and there, vocals are hard to listen to at a certain point. It's as if the instrumentals take over the vocals. Make it so that the vocals are heard more than the instruments. Fix the background hiss noise and it's a 10/10 for NG material.


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Perfect Kirby 2 Perfect Kirby 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

wtf

This could be much better. Need better voice actors, sound effects, and artist.


Recent Game Reviews


Binary Binary

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Amazing

I really like this puzzling game. Planet 1 was easy, then it got complicating on the third puzzle, but after I figured out what needed to be done it was easy. I got stuck on the second planet, any help on that? No idea what to do there, just shapes and binary switches. The binary switches won't activate unless I do something to the top.. but what?


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Looming Looming

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Clue?

Game is good, and puzzling. What I found to be hard is finding the damn hidden tomb on the base of the spire. There's no hidden tomb on the base of the spire. That was frustrating. The graphics are great with the black and white concept of art. You could add a save button, that would help.


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Paradox Embrace Paradox Embrace

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad not good

The game is not too bad. Nice music to match the different stages of the human. From future to past and present. What the game is lacking is action. Too boring if your just dodging the enemy and your life always refills. It's a good game if you want to kill time and not have fun. If you really want to make it interesting, add some fighting skills, make it more flashy, and make the monsters attack back. The music could use a better action sound than a puzzling tune that would make people want to fall asleep or tune up some "The Used" or Newgrounds audio portal.


Recent Audio Reviews


-( Korsiki )- -( Korsiki )-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

This audio makes me think of a retro style flash game. It has allot of potential, and I'd love to see it on a game one day. It really has nothing wrong with it though it could be a better loop for a game if you re-edit it right. Other than that, this makes me want to dance and shiver me timbers. Nice job!



Designated Earth Designated Earth

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Uhm...Wha?

The voice audio killed the song. It gets annoying after hearing it the second time. The beat is ok, could have taken a better turn around 1:32, but it went back to it's crappy original sound with Arnalds voice saying the same thing. Remove the voice , change it up around 1:32, and your sound can get better.



Khuskan: Outside (Absolut Fin) Khuskan: Outside (Absolut Fin)

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hmm..

The beat is amazing, but the lyrics just messed it all up. If you have it, can you send me the instrumentals only? The reason the voice messes the song up is simply because it sounds like a broken toy story robot. seriously man, sounds like a guy with a smoking problem and uses a device so he can talk. If it wern't for the instrumentals this song would make me shit bricks. Please send me the instrumentals =/


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